Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:
She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around
a fertile delta.
Between the ages of 21-30 a woman is like America or Japan:
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with
countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France or Argentina:
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan:
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia or Canada:
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid
climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like England or Mongolia:
A glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Albania:
Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there.
Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Iraq:
Ruled by dick.