Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia:

She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around

a fertile delta.



Between the ages of 21-30 a woman is like America or Japan:

Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with

countries with cash or cars.



Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain:

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.



Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France or Argentina:

She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and

desirable place to visit.



Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan:

She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.

Massive reconstruction is now necessary.



Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia or Canada:

Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid

climate keeps people away.



Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like England or Mongolia:

A glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no future.



After 70, a woman is like Albania:

Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there.



Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Iraq:

Ruled by dick.